I Bet Even If You Haven’t Seen “Taskmaster”, These 50 Quotes Will Make You Laugh

If you haven’t watched the UK game show/panel Tyrant, oh my gosh, get there ASAP. And in the meantime, here are 50 amazing quotes from the show without any context.

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In a darkened room where her fact is lit from below, Judi Love asks, Is there a duck on my face
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Roisin Conaty says, guys, daddy don't rape

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Mike Wozniak says to a stuffed vole, you got no chutzpah, uh, your organizational skills are lackluster, your timing is abysmal

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Joe Wilkinson says, There's pineapple in my ass, okay

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Victoria Coren Mitchell says, I seek the utmost comfort in long-term financial security

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seven.“There’s, uh, an imbalance in the ability to burst the ball.”

Guz Khan says, There's, uh, an imbalance in the ability to burst the ball

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Bob Mortimer said, I thought, Shit, I'll fill his boat with piss

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Katherine Parkinson says it's a shame my hands aren't my feet

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Alan Davies asks, 20 seconds to give a man a soul

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Sara Pascoe says, It was a gift from me, so technically I own it

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Kerry Godliman Says I Can't Be Fucked To Hook It Up

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Mike Wozniak says, My gut tells me to squeak like a bat

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Sophie Duker says, I brought a versatile seat

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Daisy May Cooper screams,

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Asim Chaudhry says, Big asshole with ivory hair

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Joe Thomas says, He means, Bike, my great bike

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Jessica Knappett Says, What Happens When You Wear Long Opera Gloves And A Feather Boa To The High School Disco, You Don't Get Fingered

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Greg Davies says, Phil Wang's tool bags, twelve majesty blush two

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Lolly Adefope, says, Camouflage, camouflage, camouflage

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While watching a block of ice melt in the hot water, Roisin Conaty said: Imagine, it was like that on the set of The Snow Queen.

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Greg Davies whispers to Nish Kumar, you're not a villain, Nish

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Desiree Burch said I gotta keep the deposits 'cause they were dead

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As he sits on the ground in front of the trailer with socks wrapped around him, Phil Wang shouts, A LIIIIIME

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Mike Wozniak says, But what you can't take away from me is that I had a great day

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Lou Sanders is inside a trash can, and she says:

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Bob Mortimer singing the lyrics, Rosalinds a fucking nightmare

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Romesh Ranganathan says, Tree Wizard, back from the dead to create balloons

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Lolly Adefope says: Friendship is truth, truth is friendship

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As she and Alex Horne look at a small toy, Liza Tarbuck says, He's terse

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Bob Mortimer says, It's funny you ask, because I have a little problem that means my, uh, anus is too high

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While Sophie Duker and Bridget Christie are close to Alex Horne, who is sitting in a hot tub, Judi Love stands while wearing a cat mask and saying Meow

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Sarah Kendall says I better turn on Jamali

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While looking at an easel, Mel Giedroyc says, that's right, it's an easel

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Greg Davies says, Sometimes no matter how ornate the grandfather clock is, the pendulum catches the eye

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Doc Brown says, This potato would have been all circled and bounced

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Greg Davies says, But the clues were there, Dave, why didn't you stop at two spoons

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In front of a drawing by a friend and photos of snacks, Katherine Ryan holds a toothbrush and a glass of wine and says: Go to the dentist

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Asim Chaudhry says, Laser Beam Turtle

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Greg Davies Says You Could Run Up A Tree To The Moon

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Standing in front of two traffic cones in the sand, Judi Love says, Her pyramids

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Bob Mortimer asks, do we hit you

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Joe Wilkinson says please don't take it away from me

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In the image of blue droplets on a stuffed bunny, Paul Chowdhry says, Crying bastards, innit

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Katherine Parkinson says, Am I the spider

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